What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

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What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

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Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

What's Steve Irwin's least favorite movie?

Ray* (Sorry... Too soon)