What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!"

What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

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How do you say the name Ray in Jamaican?

Raymond

Why doesnt ray charles see his friends ?

Because he is married .