What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Ray Jokes More Ray Jokes

What are his favorite underwear made out of?

Ray on Paulie's Ester

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)