Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

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How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

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What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

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Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.