Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

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What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons?

Jose and Hose B

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What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

What was Justin Timberlake called when he was a kid?

Justin Timberpuddle!

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Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

What is a dog's favourite sport ?

Formula 1 drooling !

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What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

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What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.