I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.
They only had 2 cars.
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
Teach me.
Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that
1 bear.
Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
Waiting for him to show up.
Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.
An Appaloosa!
The track is alright."
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
