I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.
An Oreo
An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.
and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"
one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries
As Many Times As It Wants!
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Grade 1.
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
The punch line...
I tell you tomorrow.
The track is alright."
Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
