I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.
2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator
She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "
They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding
Names
Because, time will always tell.
B-2 school on time !
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.
It's a shifty business.
Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
He happily says, "Since 2009!"
It's hard to keep track.
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
