How does NASA prepare for an organized event?

They planet!

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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

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How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.