What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

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When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

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What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.