What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

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What's a gambler's favorite time of day?

10 to 1.

Why are white girls always tired?

Because they've literally been running around all day

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Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

What went wrong in the Challenger launch?

NASA: have you ever built a space ship Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard