What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

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How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.