What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

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Where do bees go on their day off?

A: To the wax museum.

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!