What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

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What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

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Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.