What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

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Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

How was your day ?

And he goes: " rrrrRough "

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space?

NASA.

How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.