What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

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What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

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What kind of doctor is always on call?

An oncologist.

What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order?

one with everything

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What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.