What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

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What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

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He votes!

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What is a neckbeard's favorite type of wood?

m'hogany

What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

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What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

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What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

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What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."