What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

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What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

What do you get when OP gets erections?

QR

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How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

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What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

What kind of doctors are like spiders ?

Spin doctors !

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What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

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Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs

What do you call Murayan Sukumaran's new wife?

A necrophiliac.