How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

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How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

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How do the Irish cure a hangover?

With a funeral.

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

When should funerals occur?

Mourning

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How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

You are fine, how am I?"

What would you like to Instagram?

how waiters should greet people

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What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.