How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

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What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

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Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

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What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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How does a French soldier greet his comrades?

Salut!

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

hey zeus!"

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What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.

How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.