How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

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Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

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Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

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How do French poodles greet each other?

A: Bone-jour.

How did Maxwell greet Ampre?

Good Faraday to you, sir!

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Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why