How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

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Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

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What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

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How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa

How does a French soldier greet his comrades?

Salut!

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What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.