How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

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Why do people buy expensive rims?

they're investing in wheel estate.

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

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What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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When should funerals occur?

Mourning

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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How did one gold atom greet the other gold atom?

ey you.

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

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Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes