How do you greet people at a funeral?

Why don't they have phone books in China?

Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

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How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

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How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work?

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How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

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How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.