Mourning wood!
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They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
Because he was a paw bearer.
the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."
A wake-tress
With a funeral.
They can't afford to pay respects.
fun!
Mourning Wood
The guest of honor always shows up late!
Good mourning.
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You can say sorry at a funeral.
Don't Stop Bereavin'
Because they will be at your funeral in spirit
Adele. Some one set fire to the train
Mourning wood.
Grounding
Mourning
At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.
He had lost a deer friend
Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body
He gets mourning wood.
So the attendees could get some face-time.
Don't stop, bereaving!
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.
One less drunk.
The corpse.
Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.
There was a huge turnip at the funeral.
Mourning, everybody!
Because he had a will, and he haddaway.
You have served your porpoise.
Another Juan Bites The Dust
Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.
A somber-ero.
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."
It put a ring on it.
Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.
There's one less drunk.
One less drunken Irishman
None. He fell.
Bernie.
The cat shat on the mat.
I don't know but they're OK now.
Put up a "Now Hiring" sign.
Because he lost interest.
Mourning wood
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Parker gets paid for his selfies.
