What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

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Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

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What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

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