What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

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What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

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What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood