What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

When should funerals occur?

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What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

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What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

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