What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

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Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood