What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

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What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

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What do you call Murayan Sukumaran's new wife?

A necrophiliac.

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

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What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood