What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

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What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

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What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

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What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood