What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

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What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

How do the Irish cure a hangover?

With a funeral.

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What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me"

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

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