What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

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Why we going into the woods?

Let me out"

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

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Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

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What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

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What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me"

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks