What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

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What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife?

10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank"

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

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What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common?

All men must die.

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What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

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What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.