What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

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What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

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What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

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What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

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What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)