What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

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How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

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What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.