What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

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What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

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What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.

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What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.