What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

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What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

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How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

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When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

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When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

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What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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What was the allergic 2"X4"'s terrifying hallucination?

He sawdust.

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood