Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato