What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

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What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

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What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

Who forgot his phone charger today?

THIS gu