What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

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Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

What is Anthony Weiner's favorite type of mail?

Junk mail

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

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How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...