What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

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Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

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How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)