What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

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Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail?

at his P.O. Box

How does James Bond type e-mails?

With his goldfinger.

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Why is there music coming out of your printer?

That will be the paper jamming again!"

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

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What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...