Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

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Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

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What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

What did he say?

Me: "You're fired".

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Where do psychics go to dance?

The crystal ball

Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.