Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

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What is the witches motto ?

We came we saw we conjured !

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

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What do you call a room full of psychics?

A scam!

Where do psychics go to dance?

The crystal ball