Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

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Who came after Augustus?

Septembrus

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

Where do psychics go to dance?

The crystal ball