Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

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What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

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Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

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Why did the dyslexic engineer fail college?

Because he didn't understand psychics.

What do you call a room full of psychics?

A scam!