What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

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What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

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What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

Why did Jose push his wife off the cliff?

Tequila...

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Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.