What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

Sniper Jokes More Sniper Jokes

Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.