What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

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Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

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Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

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Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

How do snipers communicate online?

FaZebook.