What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

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When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

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Why are blond jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname