What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

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The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

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Because he was a neck-romancer....

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A: That hit the spot.

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Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname