What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

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Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

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Fo Drizzle!

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

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Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

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Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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Because it can't elope.

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

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What do you call a comatose Pope?

esteemed vegetable.

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname