What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

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What do you call two Mexicans on a firetruck?

Hose A and Hose B.

What's the first place Dora explored?

The mexican border.

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Keep it in the cow.

What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

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Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

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What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

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What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.