What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

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What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

What country makes the most milk?

Nepal

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What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

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What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

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What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.