What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

Previous Random Joke Next

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the Mexican version of the KKK?

Que? Que? Que?

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

Soy Jokes More Soy Jokes

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

Soy Milk Jokes More Soy Milk Jokes

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.