How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

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Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

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Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible