How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

What does America and my Milk have in common?

Both will go bad in 9 days.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Saucer Jokes More Saucer Jokes

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !