How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

What country makes the most milk?

Nepal

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How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !