How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What country makes the most milk?

Nepal

What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

Saucer Jokes More Saucer Jokes

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !