How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

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What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

boo bees

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What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.