How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican knight?

The Chosen Juan.

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

D Jokes More D Jokes

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

Dos Jokes More Dos Jokes

Why are women like DOS?

BAD COMMAND OR FILENAME

How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

Stutter Jokes More Stutter Jokes

What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...