Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

What do you call a Canadian pimp?

Jose (hoes eh?)

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Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with?

None of your beeswax!"

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

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Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos