Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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Because 7 8 9 A.

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He dies in his LA home at 82.

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The registration of the car that ran him over !

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From running in to trees.

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Nothing, they are free of charge.

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Many hands make light work.

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There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

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What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...