Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

What is the strictest part of a ship?

The stern

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What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

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Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.