Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

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How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

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What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

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Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

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Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.