Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.

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How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

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Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception