Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

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Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

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What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

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Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

Depth Perception Jokes More Depth Perception Jokes

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head?

Depth perception