How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Haircut Jokes More Haircut Jokes

What kind of haircut does the black judge have?

Jury Curls

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.