How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

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What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What did the furniture salesman say when he wasn't happy with his haircut?

Its a chaise lounge.

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!