How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

Haircut Jokes More Haircut Jokes

Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?

No, I got them all cut.

How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.