What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

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What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

How do I know you're not John Cena?

I can see you

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What is the definition of "derange"?

De place where de cowboys ride!

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

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What is the difference between a wife and a mistress?

About 20kg.

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

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What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.