I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.
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About 20kg.
Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.
She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement
Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...
A: About fifty pounds.
You tape bread to the ceiling.
Put velcro on the ceiling.
A Mirror
Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.
Half to none of the time.
Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
Kids are their definition of a good time.
Because they weren't getting a square meal.
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.
They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.
Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."
Because they finish each other's sentences
So the other side could get to him
