I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.
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About 20kg.
Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.
She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement
Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...
A: About fifty pounds.
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
She could never say no to apple.
Tae-fawn-doe
Two twins make a King.
Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.
A Fall Out Boy.
Throw me a frickin bone here.
one is a superhero and the other is a command.
Better reflexes.
A: A violist playing octaves.
Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy
Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !
You only need a nail to hang a painting.
