Einstein Jokes

What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

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How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins

What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

What happen when you put Einstein in a -20C clean room?

You get a solid-state frizzicist.

What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)