What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

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What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

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Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

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Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap?

He only knows up strokes

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What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.