What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

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I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

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What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

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Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What do you call an inspiring jerk session?

A stroke of genius!

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What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.

What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.