How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

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What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house