How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

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How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

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How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who's asking

How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!

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What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

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How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

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How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do