How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

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Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

What does a fern have in its house?

Fern-iture

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How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

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What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

How do Itallian chefs swap emails?

By spaghett-e-mail!