How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

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What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

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What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

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How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

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What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

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How do Itallian chefs swap emails?

By spaghett-e-mail!

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do