Because attachments are forbidden.
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Coffee Mug
By craic-ing his knuckles.
Your spine.
The Post Office
An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.
An envelope!
If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again
R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N
Because the rest of the letters are not-E.
Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he
Because they got homo e-rekt-us.
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Fe-mail
an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.
E-gypt
E-bae... I'll see myself out
An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.
No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
Because it's always in bed.
Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.
Coz 'e-mmental!
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
Mick e-mouse.
What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.
Spine
Ewes sincerely.
Best viscious.
An e-lectron.
I don't know, but it's not E.
To e or not to e that is the question.
Because it was on old croc.
May the force e-with you.
E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)
ginger
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Because every other letter is not E!
By spaghett-e-mail!
Because it is the capital of England.
Scent.
An e-mergency.
Envelope!
We were thankful.
U and I.
She was always using fowl language.
GINGER.
They think Cast is spelled with an e.
By Spaghett-e-mail!
With stick e-tape.
Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble
envelope
When there are no attachments
On the Inkernet.
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
E-ronimo!
I don't know but it's e-nourmous.
Because the lime was engaged.
With an icy-stare!
On the sprin-ternet.
Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
I pronounce it Frankfort.
The e-quator.
With their fish fingers.
An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.
Yours tin-sincerely.
By e-i-e-i-o-mail.
They'd rather give each other a ring.
E we go E we go E we go!
He wanted to check his e-mail.
Because my marks are all 'E's.
They prefer to use Norse code.
She wants the D.
An e-nigma.
Beast wishes.
Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"
RIP my E-brake
When they are read.
Nothing.
Because he had a vowel movement.
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!
Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.
With parts unknown.
A bird watcher.
Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.
She wanted to buy an algae bra.
Seven.
Snow white's hymen
Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)
I'm stuck on you!"
Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.
A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.
Thanks for the handy cap.
Cripple A.
