Because attachments are forbidden.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
By craic-ing his knuckles.
Your spine.
The Post Office
An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.
An envelope!
If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again
R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N
Because the rest of the letters are not-E.
Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he
Because they got homo e-rekt-us.
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Fe-mail
an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.
E-gypt
E-bae... I'll see myself out
An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.
No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
Because it's always in bed.
Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.
Coz 'e-mmental!
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
Mick e-mouse.
What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.
Spine
Ewes sincerely.
Best viscious.
An e-lectron.
I don't know, but it's not E.
To e or not to e that is the question.
Because it was on old croc.
May the force e-with you.
E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)
ginger
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Because every other letter is not E!
By spaghett-e-mail!
Because it is the capital of England.
Scent.
An e-mergency.
Envelope!
We were thankful.
U and I.
She was always using fowl language.
GINGER.
They think Cast is spelled with an e.
By Spaghett-e-mail!
With stick e-tape.
Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble
envelope
When there are no attachments
On the Inkernet.
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
E-ronimo!
I don't know but it's e-nourmous.
Because the lime was engaged.
With an icy-stare!
On the sprin-ternet.
Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
I pronounce it Frankfort.
The e-quator.
With their fish fingers.
An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.
Yours tin-sincerely.
By e-i-e-i-o-mail.
They'd rather give each other a ring.
E we go E we go E we go!
He wanted to check his e-mail.
Because my marks are all 'E's.
They prefer to use Norse code.
She wants the D.
An e-nigma.
Beast wishes.
Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"
RIP my E-brake
When they are read.
Nothing.
Because he had a vowel movement.
I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone
And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?
It's the final condom... Ta da da da...
The ones in the mail of course!
Because they lost an I.
A pun!
You can see the definition.
A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless
They both have collar ID.
No- Good. Yes- That's too much.
1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.
Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.
Oh give it arrest.
Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."
