How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

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How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

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How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?"

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

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What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.