How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

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What do you call someone who's never smoked weed?

ilLITerate

How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

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Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

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Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!