How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

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How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

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Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

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Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

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When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

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What is a hippies favourite type of cigarette?

Yours :P

How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire