How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

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What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

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What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

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What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

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Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

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What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

What're you in for?

I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."