How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

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Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

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What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

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Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

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How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

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What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.