How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

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What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.