Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.