Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search