Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

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Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.