When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds

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Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years?

Hairy Truman!

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?

A: Because it was dead.

Why did Sarah fall out of the tree?

Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!