When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

Why do clumsy people get married?

They fall in love.

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Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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Gorillas in the mist

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Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

What's a Lumberjack's favorite drink?

A lager

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Tobogany.

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He fell out of the tree

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Under the soap

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You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

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How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

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He picked up his hammer and saw.

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'