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Because she had no arms
Someone pushed her
Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.
She couldn't see that well.
None, he fell.
They aren't gonna fall for that one again.
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
A llama-fall.
Coma-toes.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
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It was a little daisy
So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.
Because if they didn't they'd fall over.
Cher nob'll fall out.
because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.
When the color of the license plates start to change.
Get off me homes!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.
An ATM machine
Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!
Lusain Belt
See you next "fall".
The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "
they all fell off a truck.
An autumn-mobile.
Get off me, homes.
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Because it was drunk.
Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.
Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.
That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Stew.
Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure
Nothing if you're a gorilla.
Everywhere.
They keep falling through his hands.
Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.
They sue Kabul Yacht.
Because he fell asleep on duty.
He fell on his ash.
Itstumbled.
Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
The leaf, the rope stops the emo.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Edifice Rex
Because it was too tired. :)
Cheap cheap!
Get off me homes.
21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH
Because it was dead.
The stove.
They count sheeple.
A pool table.
Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.
I'll live...
No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
They're not falling for that one again!!
Because he cauterize.
An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey
Because he was crossed.
An apple because the balackman hangs.
A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.
To stop it from falling out.
Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.
Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
Because they kept falling through his hands.
She fell out of the tree.
Egypt.
To make it Fall.
Rick rolled.
A. Lesbi-hens
Their balls would fall out.
Aw shucks!
He fell off the palm tree
The twin towers didn't autumn
An Hippic fail.
Get off me Holmes!
Hope you fell better tomorrow.
A nun falling down stairs
Because cher-nob'll fall out
She was wearing mittens
Because someone threw a canoe at him !
Because she hasn't got arms !
Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.
Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Because someone threw a fridge at her....
His will
Bob.
A condescending condescending!
A Fall Out Boy.
Because he was too close to The Edge.
Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!
Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Because they were still monkeys.
A lifetime ban from the Zoo
Because he had lime disease
In the Sith grade.
She has cancer
A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...
A good days hunting.
20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*
The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)
He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.
A high-jacker.
The blonde has the higher sperm count.
