Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

How does a feminist screw in a light bulb?

She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit?

through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*

Marvel Jokes More Marvel Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid

How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)