Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
I'm holding Time Square!
Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.
An amputea
A: Because she was in the non-friction section.
It didn't have any real roots
Because he didn't like DC...
Because he was hydra-phobic.
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.
Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)
Flaccid
