Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

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Why is Gordon Ramsey always so angry?

Because people get all up in his grill.

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.