What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid

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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

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How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.