What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid

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Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

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Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid