What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid

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What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

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What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.