What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid

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Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

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Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.