Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.
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Flaccid
She wanted to get a dark tan.
At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.
Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)
Darth Vader.
Because she was queen of denial.
I am Root.
I've fallen and I can't giddyup.
He fell out of the tree.
Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
Keep it in church, guys.
She was wearing no turn on red. :
She grew out of her b-shells
A: She went looking for the three guys.
What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail
Because they always take things littorally
Hiding the erection.
