Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

How do hurricanes see?

With one eye

Intimidate Jokes More Intimidate Jokes

What was the scary guy on Tinder doing?

Intimidating others.

What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !