Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

What is the difference between a divorce and a hurricane in the south?

Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!

Intimidate Jokes More Intimidate Jokes

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why will Michael B Jordan make a bad Human Torch?

Because it's supposed to be the Fantastic Four, not the Fantastic Fo'!

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.