Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.

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How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.