What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

What saved the ship?

flambuoyancy"

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Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

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What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common?

They're all criminals.

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem