They always make an extra copy
Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical". Me: "Oh, you get used to that...".
Adobe-Wan Kenobi
By having people believe that you've won an election.
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
Do you want to be black, or white
she asks. "Because it's below C level."
A leotard.
Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!
That will be the paper jamming again!"
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.