Syndrome Jokes

What do you call a brilliant musician who also happens to have Down Syndrome?

Retarded.

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What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome?

A Baked Potato.

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

Why did Ben seem so down?

Because he has down syndrome

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.

What do you call a pot head with down syndrome?

A bongoloid.

What did the retarded kids call there rock band?

Syndrome of a Down...

What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call a midget with Down Syndrome?

you call him a little slow

What do you call a mentally handicapped System of a Down cover band?

Syndrome of a Down

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What do black people with Down's Syndrome call their friends?

Their Chromies

What would you call a superhero with Down's Syndrome?

Ultra Downy

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

brucism

What do you call someone with down syndrome who is very depressed?

Down

What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome?

A leotard.

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

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Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

Tag Jokes More Tag Jokes

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

Why can't Chinese people have white babies?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

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What do you call it when you give a downy kid weed?

Baked potato.

What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome?

A Baked Potato.

Chinese Baby Jokes More Chinese Baby Jokes

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

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What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."