Syndrome Jokes

What do you call a brilliant musician who also happens to have Down Syndrome?

Retarded.

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What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome?

A Baked Potato.

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

Why did Ben seem so down?

Because he has down syndrome

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.

What do you call a pot head with down syndrome?

A bongoloid.

What did the retarded kids call there rock band?

Syndrome of a Down...

What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call a midget with Down Syndrome?

you call him a little slow

What do you call a mentally handicapped System of a Down cover band?

Syndrome of a Down

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What do black people with Down's Syndrome call their friends?

Their Chromies

What would you call a superhero with Down's Syndrome?

Ultra Downy

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

brucism

What do you call someone with down syndrome who is very depressed?

Down

What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome?

A leotard.

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

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No one wants to be comic sans.

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Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

What's Jeffrey Dahmers favorite ice cream?

Ben and Jerry's....

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What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato

What do you call it when you give a downy kid weed?

Baked potato.

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Who's there ! Amory ! Amory who ?

Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

nophiltrum

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What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash