Syndrome Jokes

What do you call a brilliant musician who also happens to have Down Syndrome?

Retarded.

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What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome?

A Baked Potato.

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

Why did Ben seem so down?

Because he has down syndrome

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.

What do you call a pot head with down syndrome?

A bongoloid.

What did the retarded kids call there rock band?

Syndrome of a Down...

What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call a midget with Down Syndrome?

you call him a little slow

What do you call a mentally handicapped System of a Down cover band?

Syndrome of a Down

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What do black people with Down's Syndrome call their friends?

Their Chromies

What would you call a superhero with Down's Syndrome?

Ultra Downy

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

brucism

What do you call someone with down syndrome who is very depressed?

Down

What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome?

A leotard.

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

Pot Head Jokes More Pot Head Jokes

What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

Tourette Jokes More Tourette Jokes

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

What do you call a T-Rex with tourettes?

I'm sorry.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Where does Santa's stripper mom work?

The North Pole

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

Ben Jokes More Ben Jokes

What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

Who's there ! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who ?

Ben and Anna split!

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!