Syndrome Jokes

What do you call a brilliant musician who also happens to have Down Syndrome?

Retarded.

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What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome?

A Baked Potato.

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

Why did Ben seem so down?

Because he has down syndrome

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.

What do you call a pot head with down syndrome?

A bongoloid.

What did the retarded kids call there rock band?

Syndrome of a Down...

What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call a midget with Down Syndrome?

you call him a little slow

What do you call a mentally handicapped System of a Down cover band?

Syndrome of a Down

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What do black people with Down's Syndrome call their friends?

Their Chromies

What would you call a superhero with Down's Syndrome?

Ultra Downy

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

brucism

What do you call someone with down syndrome who is very depressed?

Down

What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome?

A leotard.

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

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Do you know how to drive this thing "

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They steer them!

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What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!

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How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

What did the retarded kid get on his IQ test?

Drool

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How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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What do you call a group of trees?

A communitree

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"