What kind of disease did the guy get wh...

What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call a midget with Down Syndrome?

you call him a little slow

Plow Jokes More Plow Jokes

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

Slow Clap Jokes More Slow Clap Jokes

What do you call gonorrhea that takes a long time to show up?

Slow clap.

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap