Slow clap
Imagination
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
Four guys watching a football game.
Because windows 7 8 9
I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip
Let's name our sandwich shop after it
because they're inbred
Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.
Pilatte
Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr
Cancer.
you call him a little slow
Because he just watched his mom get plowed.
I plow both.
Slow clap.