Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty?

He doesn't pick up after himself.

Why are ska bands so clean?

They always pick it up pick it up pick it up.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!