Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

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What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!