Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

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How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.