Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

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What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

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Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!