Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play