What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

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Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

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What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

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What bird can lift the most?

A crane

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

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What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

What do you call an American girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A Virgin.