What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

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How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

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What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

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What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

What do you call an American girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A Virgin.