What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

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Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

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What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

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What's the strongest bird?

A: A crane.

What bird can lift the most?

A crane

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What do you call an American girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A Virgin.

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.