What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

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What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

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Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

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What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

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What bird can lift the most?

A crane

What's the strongest bird?

A: A crane.

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What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

What do you call an American girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A Virgin.