Crane Jokes

What are cranes made of?

Cranium.

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What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

What's the strongest bird?

A: A crane.

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

What bird can lift the most?

A crane

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Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

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What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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What kind of music venues do gun lovers like the most?

Carry OK

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

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Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

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How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

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How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're efficient and don't have humour.

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

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What do you call a paper crane folded by a prositute?

Whoreigami

What is the quickest way to double your money ?

Fold it in half !

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What do you call an American girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A Virgin.

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.