What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

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What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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Why is flour so dumb?

It's inbred.

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"