What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

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How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

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What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.