Flour Jokes

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"

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Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

Why is flour so dumb?

It's inbred.

What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

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