Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

What did the cannibal order at the bakery?

Cinnamon buns.

Kanye Jokes More Kanye Jokes

How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

Why is flour so dumb?

It's inbred.